Owning a chihuahua is like having a tiny tornado with fur — they’re cute, chaotic, and full of personality. If you’ve got a chi (or you’ve met my wee sidekick, Ozzy), you’ll know these tiny dog problems all too well.

1. The Selective Hearing Phenomenon

Chihuahuas may be small, but their attitude is larger than life. Call their name when it’s dinner time? They’re there in a flash. Call their name when it’s time to leave the park? Suddenly, they’ve gone mysteriously deaf.

2. The Blanket Burrower Lifestyle

If you own a chi, you know the panic of sitting down without triple-checking every cushion and blanket. These little guys are professional burrowers, and if there’s a cosy spot, they’ll claim it — even if it’s inside your hoodie.

3. Tiny Dog, Big Bark

Chihuahuas have two modes: asleep or on high alert. Whether it’s a pigeon, the postman, or a leaf blowing past the window, they’re convinced it’s a threat to the household and they will bark about it. Loudly.

4. VIP Syndrome (Very Important Pup)

Chihuahuas don’t see themselves as dogs. They see themselves as royalty. They demand the best seat in the house, the tastiest treats, and expect to be carried when they’re ‘too tired’ after five minutes of walking.

5. The Unstoppable Sass

Every chi has a signature side-eye, and they’re not afraid to use it. Whether you’re late with dinner, dared to move them off your lap, or simply existing in their personal space — the sass levels are unmatched.